Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, November 7th 2008

It’s early November in Canada, and everywhere else too, and I’m writing this week’s round-up with my windows open enjoying a balmy 20C outside, yet only a week ago I had fired up my gas fueled, super-carbon-spewing snow blower.  Remember that weather is not climate.  Here ends this weeks PSA.

Before we start, let’s acknowledge the rumor that Al Gore might join an Obama cabinet.  Al’s presence in an Obama administration is unlikely for a simple reason: you don’t need a Prophet if you already have the Messiah.  You know it makes sense.  Now, to business…

Part One: Al Gore and Friends

With the US election over, Al Gore is likely to head back into ‘climate crisis’ fortune-generation mode.  Or is something else afoot? Go cast your vote now, you can vote more than once in a week, you’re not a soft lefty.

Al Gore loves kids, especially when he can indoctrinate them.

alkidsyaAl Gore travels back in time to 1970 to meet Bill Gates

The Gore effect hit the UK at an inconvenient time.

Al Gore invented the Internet.  And global warming.

Don’t forget to check out this week’s Gored But Not Forgotten.

Canadian ‘icon’ David Suzuki accuses some anti-wind power folks of being funded by big nuclear, because everyone but him has an agenda.

Suzuki has been getting the family out on the alarmist trail, daughter Severn is following her father’s totalitarian example:

Cullis-Suzuki told the crowd that “human societies never change unless they are forced to…”

while other daughter Sarika is toting around Europe with her aging hippy dad:

suzukiesSpot the hippy
Part Two: AGW Scaremongers and Propagandists

My fellow skeptic at Gore Lied is wondering if an Obama administration will regulate AGW denial/skepticism and make it a thing of the past.  Considering the easy going acceptance of granola fascism, he might be right to worry.

The UN and other warming zealots are bubbling with excitement over the Obama win.  But science isn’t political, that’s in your head.

Martin Durkin produced Channel 4’s ‘Great Global Warming Swindle‘, the movie that made lefty heads explode like popcorn.  He gets interviewed here.

Lemmings are running out of bamboo and pandas are committing sepuku over global warming.  Or something like that.

panda-kissPanda’s gone wild
Let’s talk censorship.  Roy Spencer and David Bellamy both feel the cold hand of the censor for pointing out that the science is not settled.  Bellamy was once a BBC favorite, I learned a lot about the natural world from watching his shows, it’s a pity so many kids missed out on his knowledge because the BBC are alarmists.

Slim Pickens.  California voters decide not to enrich a billionaire opportunist.  He was already having a tough week.

The picture below has become a symbol of the alarmists:


The real history of that picture:


Tom Nelson asks the tough questions.

Selling Arizona ocean-view properties is easy, selling these is hard.

Prince Charles is terrified, and not just because he saw Camilla naked.

Alarmist youth thinks the world will end.  Of course, they’re right, it will end.  But not this week.

Promoting global warming alarm, one little orange person at a time.

10 fun websites to scare your kids to death. And 5 big ideas to scare you to death.  Keep your fingers crossed that the boffins read this first.

Eco-terrorists strike in New South Wales.

Green activists are sick people.  Really.

Zombie JFK promotes Greenpeace.

Can anyone explain this paragon of lefty logic to me:

say-wot(source – see,l I didn’t make it up, they really are that dumb)
Green alarmists applauded the government action to eliminate incandescent light bulbs in favor of compact fluorescents and denied the mercury in the ‘eco-friendly’ bulbs was a problem.  Except it is, of course. Never trust an activist, they would sell their mothers to make a point, right or wrong.

Part Three: Inconvenient Truths

Al Gore might be spending $300 million advertising his eco-pocalypse, but the people ain’t buying it.

The media featured scary headlines about disappearing Arctic ice, but not one story about the rapid return of it this year.

The Messiah drops an F-bomb and admits global warming can’t be fixed with a light bulb.  The President-elect may be forced to delay his global warming fight ‘until the economy improves’, which is always an option when fighting a hoax.

Global warming is hot air:

“It is the greatest scam in history,” he said. “I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global warming — it is a scam. Some
dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create in allusion [sic] of
rapid global warming.

Global warming is destroying the Great Barrier Reef.  Except that it’s not.

The planet will not die of over-heating, but 30 years of cooling will be a bitch.

When agendas attack: Anthony Watts sees lefties in action, up close and personal.

Global warming muppet Jim Hanson doesn’t like what climate history showed. So he changed it.  Problem solved.

Biofuels, just a bad idea.  Ask Verasun.

Wind power can’t do what greens need it to do, provide enough power.

If you drive a Prius, you’re not reading this.  But for people like me that like to point and laugh at Pious drivers, this is fun.

This week some scientists found proof that global warming is caused by man.  Except they didn’t.

If NASA cannot predict sunspots, why are we supposed to believe anything Jim Hanson says?  Watts has more, lots more:


Runaway warming proved to be impossible.
Part Four: AGW in the News

The Sydney Morning Herald panics.

Global warming anti-Gore James Inhofe was easily re-elected.

The hell that the radicals have promised is freezing over.

Obama’s election resurrects US climate policy?

Anchorage suffers a very cold October.  Never fear, Sarah will be back to warm the place up soon.  If that fails, try this.

Adapt or tax? You decide.

China demands 1% of GDP from the west to tackle climate change. Or what, they’ll put melamine in the milk?

A view on global warming from Canada Free Press.

The EU pushes back auto targets, because the problem is not real, not a crisis and can wait.

This week’s must-read; Dr. Tim Ball, revolutionary.

Selling global warming, because it’s a hoax and hoaxes don’t just sell themselves.

Part Five: Real Science

A new solar technology with ‘near-perfect absorption

Weird-looking LED lights, perhaps a better idea than the mercury-laden CFL’s.

ledA LED bulb

Timothy Dalton was a very bad James Bond, but these Dalton Minimums are much more interesting.
Arctic ice rebounds, robustly.
Part Six: Global Hottie

I mentioned Timothy Dalton above, which opens up the wonderful world of Bond girls for the hottie nominations.  After many, many hours of deliberation I settled onthe newest Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko to be your global hottie of the week.  And I am still congratulating myself on the choice.


This week you get 2 pictures of our hottie, because I just wanted to spoil you.


That’s it for this week, enjoy your weekend.