Let’s start off this weeks round-up by offering hearty congratulations to fellow denier Skeptics Global Warming on his one-year blogoversary. It’s not easy being green, and it’s a lot harder being skeptical, so kudos on a milestone passed.
This weeks round up is fully loaded with linkiliciousness, and our global hottie is a returning favorite, so grab your beverage of choice and settle in for your weekly infotainment on the global warming hoax.
Al Gore, the Prophet Profit of Doom, the Master of Disaster, is off to Poland to preside over his acolytes at the UN IPCC at a gathering of the world’s most frightened people. Meanwhile, as they discuss the crisis that does not exist, the southern US battles snowstorms. Heh.
Al met with President-elect Obama before his Polish expedition. It’s not clear if he force-fed the new guy the kool-aid or if he drank of it willingly, but that hopey-changey guy sure loves him some global warming crisis now. Obama claims global warming is a matter of national security, a stance that will last about right up to the moment there is the first real crisis in national security on his watch. I wonder if Obama knows that Gore fully supports eco-terrorists causing security crises in allied countries?
You may or may not be aware that Al Gore has made a fortune from his global warming crisis, and he might need all of it if this lawsuit goes anywhere. I’m not a huge fan of litigation, but I’ll make an exception for this case.
I’ll end this section with an excellent question from the Heritage Foundation, ‘Is Al Gore Ever Right About Anything?’
The leftards at the UK’s Grauniad newspaper are all a flutter over the idea that oil companies might be sued for global warming. They better hope there is no statute of limitations on such charges, since warming ended ten years ago.
Tom Nelson has advice for a scaredy-cat scientist.
When guessing is science, in Alaska of course (h/t Shadowlands)
Do you like Christmas? Then you’re a climate criminal and must be re-educated; read this list immediately:
Bad news, global warming causes erosion, not waves, rivers, wind, freeze-thaw action or glaciers. Either that or Plum Island resident Robert Slepoy is complete idiot. Betcha can’t guess which way I’m leaning.
Green Inc. has a handy list of electronic gadgets for the green eco-moron in your life. Of course, none of these items are in any way really green, so instead I recommend you buy them carbon offsets from yourself. It’s easy, next time they want to take you shopping, just say no – your not going offsets their trip and you get out of having to shop. Epic win.
Skeptic scientists fight back. Lots of them.
The US military is an organization high on my list of things not to be messed with, right up there with spiders and cooking with tofu. So imagine how upset the alarmists are that the US military is skeptical about global warming.
Missy Higgins is a pretty Aussie songstress. Dumber than a box of rocks, but pretty.
You may recall that Jim Hansen, NASA’s own global warming muppet, helped get some Greenpeace morons acquitted in the UK. Apparently some Floridians could have used his help.
Carbon tax or fart tax? There, I said it.
The UN IPCC claims that skeptics are doing a great job making them present proof. Um, OK, thanks.
Warmist idiot Tim Lambert has a great new game on his website, based on bingo. I especially liked the square that denies the urban heat island effect; silly warmer. In related news, the super-objective sleuths at desmogblog notice that the skeptics are restless.
Paper or plastic? Wrong question. The WashPost has the same thing in pictures.
Uber-alarmist George Moonbat has a new column in which he calls Guardian readers idiots because 80% of comments deny global warming. Heh.
Does global warming kill more moose than Sarah Palin? Why, yes, it does.
Remember when Al Gore blamed the Mayan’s demise on global warming? It looks like he started a trend for historians gagging for funding.
Being Canadian, I can’t resist a good beaver story; and this is a good beaver story.
If only those foolish HD189733b-ian’s had listened to their 22-legged version of Al Gore and stopped driving their V8 space buggies…
I blame Bush. First Gore, now Kerry is on the global warming band-wagon.
Recycling, not such a great idea after all.
CNN has dropped its science unit and fired Miles O’Brien. Larry King will occasionally fellate Al Gore live on air to maintain the networks credibility.
Hockey stick, shmocky-schtick.
Eco-tourists were stunned to learn that there is still ice at the Antarctic, and that it was sinking their boat. CCF has more.
How to pop a lefty head – melting ice slows global warming.
Scientists find global warming to be a myth. You know what else is a myth? A female moth. Thank you, I’m here all week; try the veal.
Big yellow ball, part deux.
A global warming quiz. I aced it, can you?
Recessions are a real bummer, except when they stop global warming alarmists in their tracks.
Sea levels will rise and we’ll all drown because of global warming. Oh, wait, nevermind.
Tom Nelson notes that climate protesters suffer shrinkage. It’s not what you think.
Baby, it’s cold inside. Or it will be in the UK soon enough.
Canada takes Gold at Poznan.
Jeff Jacoby writes about the 2009 skeptic’s conference.
The UK suffers the Gore Effect as politicians ignore reality.
Betting against the crowd?. Read this first.
Glenn Beck and his inconvenient questions.
Big yellow ball, part the third.
Mainstream media and climate coverage zzzzzzzzz
Robyn Williams, the climate alarmist, not the hairy actor, defends his dumb climate claims.
Manitobans and Quebecers are climate criminals.
German efficiency will not allow the sacrifice of jobs to the global warming deity.
Here is a story about the news in AGW, for a change.
Letting Manitobans and Quebecers off the hook, it turns out all Canucks are climate criminals.
You may remember the Missy Higgins story in Part Two; also mentioned in that story was perennial denier favorite Scarlett Johansson, giving me ample excuse in making her our global hottie yet again. I know one little birthday skeptic that’s going to be happy.