AGW Caused by Ancient Farmers

The Economist has uncovered the first cause of global warming, early farmers.

Farmers from 5000BC, who are unavailable for comment, dared to tame nature to feed their families.  Little did they know these efforts would get them labeled climate criminals 7 millennia later.

7000 years ago, Man had just come up with a novel invention they liked to call ‘the wheel’ and had discovered animal husbandry.  How they did these clever things without Wikipedia is one of those mysteries we’ll cover in another post.

So popular it was 5000BC's version of the iPhone
So popular it was 5000BC's version of the iPhone

What does the Economist article really tell us about global warming?  Only that it’s always been man’s fault, of course, which was the whole point of this daft article.

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